Narrator: There exists, beyond our borders, a world unlike anything we've ever seen before. The Toon World is a place made for toons and inhabited only by toons; whatever cartoon, film, cr*ppy OC or comic book you're thinking of, its characters live there. It's a beautiful place, filled with light, love, peace, and everything else that's good in the world. But there is another world, a realm so sinister not one toon has dared to set foot inside since the light doesn't exist in there... The Dark World. This is where the biggest, baddest, vilest, cruelest toon villainous son's of b*tches were banished to after being convicted of their crimes, and the ruler is perhaps the most dangerous villain of all-Lord Rayian Fox. In the days of old he was the king of the vampires, the scourge of Eastern Europe, and apparently the last of his kind (In other words he was da' boss); his species of vampire foxes had since been exterminated by vampire hunters, who were more than persistent in taking down the threat that had been terrorizing the villages of Romania for the past years alone. After one of them killed his wife, Rayian managed to escape them in time, but he was stopped in his tracks by a priest who called himself the Keeper.
Thus the vampire king was banished to the depths of the Dark World, remaining there for all eternity. Rayian angrily vowed that he'd be back to avenge his defeat someday and to kick his *ss, but the Keeper reassured the villagers that it will never happen; in the years to come, he prophesied, there will be those destined to be a "team of two worlds"; they would become the saviors of both mankind and toonkind, sworn to protect the defenseless from Rayian's wrath.
Hundreds of years had passed since Rayian was sent to the Dark World. Having been reborn with the help of his new wife Belladonna (queen of the demon dogs), he sought to rebuild the empire he had once lost. His realm was a flawless replica of his old homeland; it was devoid of life, with grey skies and countless fields of thorns. Still, Rayian was never satisfied with the boundaries this land had, its only citizens being the villains who willingly agreed to serve their new master. Looking ahead at the Toon World from far away, he knew what he must do to fully satiate his desire for a new kingdom: take away the light the toons have and replace it with total darkness, all with a single vampire bite. He, being a true vampire himself, hated the light; knowing of the prophecy the Keeper had made, he swore to make sure the future heroes will never do anything to conserve the main source of the toon citizens' happiness and safety. If everyone in the Toon World were vampires like him, his dreams of rebuilding the empire would be complete, but even better if his plans happen to extend beyond that world and into the human world. And that's how it all began...
Within the sewers beneath the castle, a rat scurried about through the pipes. Upon reaching the throne room where the ancient vampire fox sat, the rodent whispered in his ear informing him of his wife's return from the farthest regions of the Dark World.
Rayian: (Deep english accent) Your service to the royal family are very much appreciated. In return for this piece of news, I hereby accept your sacrifice!
Rat: It is a great honor, Your High...... Wait whaaAAAAAAAAAA (Rayian grabs him and starts sucking his blood) ......... Y-You liyng fu********k! (Dead)
As Rayian swallows what remains of the old rodent, he looks up just in time to see his beautiful demon dog wife stroll casually into the room, with two tough-looking demon bulldogs acting as her bodyguards; she carried around a leather pouch containing her souvenirs from her journey.
Rayian: It warms my cold heart to see that you have safely returned, my rose!
Belladonna: (As she set's her pouch down) Sorry to keep you waitin', hon, but I've got some news. All this time I kept hearing about you wanting to get your old empire back...and you do want it back, right?
Rayian: That is my intention. It's not only to regain the power and wealth I once had at my prime-before that dreaded Keeper came along and ruined my beautiful world-but it will also give me the chance to take what belongs to the toons on the other side and make it mine. It has been more than a hundred years since I was sent to this world and to be honest, even if everyone follow my order this place is starting to p*ss me off, and I wish to make no further delays; soon, and very soon, I will have both worlds in my grasp and this time no one in either of them will be able to stop me!
Belladonna: Both worlds...?
Rayian: The Toon World isn't the only dimension I have my eyes on. I have heard there is yet another dimension that belongs to non-toons, and the creatures of this world are called 'humans', and to be honest they are the most ugliest species that I've ever seen. I mean, look at this photo and tell me exactly if he's a human or not! [Edited footage] (Then, Rayian shows to Belladonna a photo of Donald Trump)
Belladonna: (Surprised) W-What in God's name is that?
Rayian: I know, I know, I mean, how many orange's he eated to turn his skin into orange?
Belladonna: (reaches into her bag and spread out a set of tarot cards) In this case you're gonna need Miz Ruby's tarot cards that bought today fron her spring cleaning garage sale. This cards are rare because they have a special power to summon any evil entity of your chossing!
Rayian nodded. He examined the cards one by one; each card had a portrait representing a villain from every part of the toon universe.
Rayian: Interesting, but we're should we start with first?
Belladonna: That would be Equestria. There are four princesses who rule over that region-the most recent one being Princess Twilight Sparkle."
Rayian: (Thinking) Hmmm... Then let me choose who goes there first. (Moves the cards around, until he selects the one that stood out apart from the others) He will do!
Belladonna: Why not King Sombra? He is a vampire, you know!
Rayian (shooks his head) Technically, but he failed to conquer the Crystal Empire and the second he tried he lost against a baby dragon and to be honest, I don't deserve that kind of sh*t in my team. Besides, if the ponies knew I sent a villian pony like King Sombra or Queen Chrysalis, then they will point their hooves to me. So Nosferacho the Vampire Tick is the right person for the job!
The castle, despite its ancient interior and exterior, had been outfitted with modern amenities Rayian used to contact his servants; among the ones he chose from the tarot cards, he decided to hire Nosferacho.
Rayian: (Goes over to a telescreen and press a button) Nosferacho! This is your master Rayian Fox. Do you read me?
Nosferacho: (Whispers) Oh f*ck, not this p**ck again. Ahem, I read you loud and clear, Your Highness, how may I serve you?
Rayian: There is some new blood I want you to go after and it's in Equestria. It is currently ruled by four princesses who go by the names of Princess Celestia, Luna, Twilight and Candace. You know what to do!
Nosferacho: W-WHAT?! B-But this is my vacation week!
Rayian: Consider your vacation over!
Nosferacho: But I want to take a rest!
Rayian: And I'm da' boss b*tch, and if I we're you, I would remember these words "Do not cross the boss". Take your minions with you, and do not fail me!
Nosferacho: (Sighs) As you comand, Your Highness!.... (The telescreen turns off) Butt hole!
Rayian turns to his two children, Rayian Jr. and Jane. Both were vampire fox-demon dog hybrids with an appetite as voracious as their father's.
Rayian: Rayian Jr., Jane, both of you go to the Toon World and see what you can find there. You will act as my spies; I want you to be on the lookout for this team of two worlds' or some sh*t that the old fart told me about long ago. They are supposed to show up the moment I make my plans for returning from the Dark Void, and your job is to find them and kill them all!
Rayian Jr., a demon dog with red-and-white fur and red eyes, stepped forward and nodded.
Rayian: Yes, Father!
His younger twin sister, a vampire fox with greyish-purple fur and blue eyes, agreed. As the two left, Rayian and Belladonna went over to a crystal ball that dipicted the land known as Equestria.
Belladonna: Ehm, sweetheart, why are we using a crystal ball instead of a.... You know, something like a tv screen?
Rayian: Who needs a tv if we can watch a Pay-Per-View for free with a crystal ball. And besides, I want to observe the action from a safe distance. Once our children do away with the heroes, whoever they may be, they will set the stage for my grand entrance. But for now, we must sit back, relax, and see what Nosferacho can do with the ponies of Equestria...
Belladonna: If he doesn't f*ck up things like as always..... And it's true. It's damn true!
Today was just like any other day in Ponyville. Derpy Hooves, unaware of what is what's going to happen to her, was delivering mail with a happy and cheerful smile on my face. At that time a portal opened from out of nowhere and Nosferacho and his minions arrived.
Nosferacho: (Getting out of the portal) I can't believe that after many months of preparation, that punk ruined my vacation just because he wants to be the vampire cartoon version of Hitler once again... (Sighs) Atleast I'll have the opportunity to eat something now!
Minion 1: Ehm boss, what about that pegasus? She looks perfect!
Nosferacho: (See's Derpy flying) Well, since she's the only pony that we seen so far, then it's a yes for me. Get ready to attack guys, and please don't bite her below her neck, otherwise, the people will think that this is gang bang, and that's the last thing I need!
Derpy was just close to the last mailbox in town when the vampire ticks attacked her. Never once did she notice them until they started biting her on the neck; they were just like regular ticks, but their bite was annoying. Thinking it was a swarm of flies, Derpy swatted at her neck trying to eliminate the seemingly invisible threat, to no avail. The minute the vampire ticks were done with their feast, the mailmare was completely drained of all of her blood and she was feeling woozy.
Nosferacho: (Wiping his mouth with a napkin) Oh man, I've never been so full in my entire life. Think again, I might like this invasion thing!
Minion 2: You said it, Boss! But what we do now?
Nosferacho: (Facepalm) Oh man, I didn't tough about that. Ehm, what about if we invade another city?
Minion 1: Like what?
Nosferacho: Bites me!
Minion 2: How about Las Pegasus?
Nosferacho: Nah, too Las Vegas!
Minion 1: Appleloosa?
Nosferacho: Too far west!
Minion 2: Fillydelphia?
Nosferacho: Too unknown!
Minion 1: Manehatten?
Nosferacho: Too............. Think again, yes. It's like New York but with ponies and with no Spiderman. Come on guys, it's lunch-time.. (Flies with the other and sings his version of the Spiderman theme song) Nosferacho! Nosferacho! This little vampire is ready to rumble.........
As Nosferacho leaves with the two minions and not long after the vampire ticks left, Derpy had undergone a slow and painful transformation into a vampire pegasus. Abandoning her "former" job, she flew back to her home to show her husband and daughter her special surprise for them and holy sh*t if this is a surprise.
Everywhere Nosferacho went in Equestria, it was a disaster. From Manehattan to Appleloosa, from Cloudsdale to Canterlot, the sudden surge in vampire epidemics was alarming. The princesses were getting concerned about the sudden outbreak; there was no cure for such a mysterious disease and numerous vampire ponies of all three types showed up in the population every few minutes.
So far, the only citizens safe from the epidemic were the Mane Six (minus Twilight) and their new friend Fireblaze; at that time, he and Rainbow Dash were teaching Scootaloo how to fly.
Fireblaze: (In his mind) Jesus Christ, this filly is more boring than I fought. Why did Rainbow Dash accepted her as her honorary sister?
Rainbow Dash: (In her mind) Why did I accepted her as my honorary sister? I hope that something happens so that I can get out of here, no matter what it is!
Just then, Applejack came running towards them.
Appleack: Guys, there you are, I've been searching all of ya' for ah' while. Now come on, get one of mah' apple guns, we have a situation right now!
Rainbow Dash: WOAH, WOAH, WOAH, Hold it AJ. W-What's going on?
Applejack: The vampire ponies are on the loose. They conquered every part of Equestria and now they are looking fer' us. Twilight gave me the message and she wants to meet us and the others at Canterlot, This is an emergency!
Fireblaze: Oh finally I can get the hell out of he-Ehm, I mean, We'll go. Scoots, I'm afraid the flying lessons will have to wait; go with your friends at once to the safe house!
Scootaloo: What? But I want to help!
Fireblaze: Forget it, it's too dangerous. The Smooze eated you once and how did you survived, I'll never know. Rainbow Dash will take you, Applebloom and Sweetie Belle to the Clubhouse while me and AJ go to Canterlot!
Rainbow Dash: Yeah, I will take you.....??? WHAT????? B-But Firebla..... (See' Fireblaze and Applejack leaving)
Fireblaze: (Leaving) SHE YOUR PROBLEM NOOOOOOoooooooooo........
Rainbow Dash: (V.O.)..... Talk about eye-candy!
At that moment Derpy arrived, with Doctor Whooves and Dinky now newly vampirified.
Scootaloo: (V.O.)(See's them) Holy sh*t, the vampire ponies!
Rainbow Dash: (V.O.) Hey, watch your mouth missy. (See's the Vampire ponies too) Holy sh*t, the vampire ponies!
Derpy: Get them, but be careful with the rainbow one, she has ADHV!
Rainbow Dash: Hey, that's not true. I have RDHD, I'm in High Definition!
Then, The young pegasus filly jumps onto her mentor/big sister figure's back and with a flash, Rainbow zoomed off towards the safe house, just as Dinky was about to chomp onto her new victim's neck. The vampire filly threw a big tantrum knowing she had failed.
Doctor Whooves: (Sarcastic)Oh great, Lord Rayian won't be happy at all about this!
Meanwhile, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, and Fireblaze arrived in Canterlot, where Princess Twilight was waiting. Also with her were Celestia, Luna, and her sister-in-law Cadence.
Twilight: Princess Celestia, I'm sure that Spike caused all of this, I mean, he's always causing trouble!
Celestia: Twilight, do I need to remember that he's a dragon and not a vampire!
Twilight: Ehm, eeeeeerr.... I-I still believe that this is his fault!
Celestia: ............ But he doesn't even appear in this special!
Twilight: Uhm, weeeeeeeell... Ehm, ugh, ahem... I.. Uuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhh!!!!!
Celestia: Forget Spike, this situation is completely out of control. The vampire ponies are multiplicating and right now, even I don't know what to do!
Fireblaze: What about the other leaders of the Toon World, do they know about this?
Twilight: (Shooking her head)I don't know, but for now we have to find a way to save Equestria...
???: ...and the entire universe as well!
The ponies, startled by a mysterious male voice, turned towards a corner of the room. From the shadows emerged an elderly badger, dressed like a monk with an eyepatch on his face and various charms around him, and in his paw was a large wooden staff engraved with strange symbols.
Rarity: O-Oh my, who are you?
Fireblaze: She said who are you!
???: I heard that. I am the Keeper...... You know, one of the most famous heroes in the Toon World.......... (Sighs and whispers to himself)Oh for the love of... The priest that kicked Lord Rayian fox *ss!
Twilight: Oh yes, now I remember. It's a pleasure to have you here mr. Keeper!
Keeper: The pleasure is all mine Princess, but right now, I'm not here for this. I have come to warn you of a great evil ahead!
Applejack: Wuh'? Ya' mean that you know who's causing all of this?
Keeper: I'm afraid so, young one. I'm afraid that the king of all vampires has returned. I'm afraid that Rayian Fox has returned. I thought that the Dark Void would have keep him in there, but somehow he found a way to escape. Now he's back more stronger and more powerful than ever. I tried to stop him but I failed... Still, hope is not lost. Look at this scroll. (He shows to the ponies a scroll, upon which he had drawn a creature that appeared to be a cross between a man, a cat, and a dragon; surrounding the creature were small drawings of figures that, to them, represented several familiar Toons)This is what I seek, a band of warriors chosen to drive back the vampire king's forces; they have destinies of which they are not yet aware of, nor of the hidden powers or abilities that they hold. I urge you to find them if you can, but you must hurry-his dark presence extends from the very corners of your world even as we speak!!!
Twilight: So, let me get this straight. If we don't find this heroes in time, we are all dead meat right?
Kepeer: Unfortunately, yes your majesty!
Twilight: ......... OH F***!!!!!